The Second Saturday of September Sixty Satyrical "In Soviet Russia" Statements To Make You Shit Youself 09/10/2011
Yes, we are back with another alliteratively named list. Now we will showcase the best of the old "In Soviet Russia" meme.
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American Music Industry at its Finest 08/27/2011
Sorry We've Been Gone 07/30/2011
Sorry, the mods have been away for the past week or so.
Anyways, I was trolling Yahoo Answers, when I ran into an old friend...
This isn't much for now, but there will be MOAR to come.
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Months And Months And Months And Months.... 07/19/2011
Here is something completely pointless and stupid. Watch this until your corneas are nothing more than burnt out holes in your eyes, and your ears have disintegrated off your head. But if absolutely necessary, you may sodomize yourself during the video. I recommend a generous beating of the genitals using a rotten tuna. If not fully satisfied, engage in puking on the fish while in a stroking motion. That'll get ur gonads goin.
1. Gingers have no souls
2. Guns are the most frequent cause of gun-related injury
3. Your footwear is conspiring against you
4. Slash is a myth
5. Lady Gaga has a bigger dick than you
6. Betty White is really fucking old
7. Less than 4% of poor people have the ability to steal thoughts
8. God hates everyone from New Jersey
9. Green Day like the Beatles wrote their best stuff when stoned
10. Neither have been stoned for a long time
11. Everyone from New Jersey is a homosexual
12. Human feces is a delicious treat enjoyed by people of all ages
13. There is an 'I' in Teim
14. Herpes does not stay in Vegas
15. Biting directly into a pig's ass tastes just like bacon
16. All Presbyterians are daily practitioners of black magic
17. Hot Topic is overrated and sold out
18. Justin Bieber is not a homo, just a perfectly normal teenage girl
19. Fire is shown to cure several types of STD's when applied to the genitalia
20. You are an idiotic fuck with no friends or a functioning sexual organ
21. Receiving fellatio from a burmese python will not make your dick bigger
22. All children on the internet are actually FBI agents
23. Space does not exist
24. Apple is tracking you and knows where you are and what you are doing at all times.
25. Obama is not african, in fact, he is a mix of chinese, caucasian, and chocolate lab.
26. There is no better place to leave your unwanted children than Bangkok.
27. Jews are the leading source of suffering and must be promptly eradicated.
28. Florida though being America's wang is still noticeably larger than England
29. Panda cubs are an important source of fiber and should be consumed often to ensure regular bowel movements
30. The Jonas Brothers are a group of monks notorious for raping young girls and boys on TV filmed by the communist congregation known as Disney Inc.
31. The average UFC fight has more male physical contact than a gay porno.
32. No one knows where the fuck Denmark is.
33. Breast milk is 98% alcohol, so replacing your newborns diet with Jack Daniels is perfectly healthy.
34. Past the age of 70 all men begin to develop pedophiliac tendencies, and therefore should be avoided at all costs.
35. Pop, Hip-Hop, Rap, Techno, Electronica, Dubstep, Crunk, and the New Linkin Park suck more donkey balls than a wasted $5 Mexican Tranny Hooker.
36. If you grill a puppy at 350˚ F for 90 minutes it tastes like chicken.
37. There is no life on Mars, and you should fucking know that by now.
38. In Soviet Russia little boys rape the Pope.
39. Shooting up your school may dramatically lower your GPA.
40. Women can do nothing more than make sandwiches and fulfill various unusual sexual fetishes.
41. Acne is not natural, if you are affected by it than you are an abomination and are poisoning our perfect gene pool.
42. You should go kill yourself.
43. Your mother is a gargantuan, butt-ugly whore, who looks like a horse's ass, and charges less than the Tranny from #35.
44. Waffles taste better when blue.
45. Drugs are your friend, so be a dick and use them to get what you want (or to get really damn stoned)
46. Torrents: Sharing is Caring.
47. Bulimia is the best way to eat, you get double the taste and zero calories
48. To stay anonymous, use a proxy, VPN, i2p, TOR, JAP, or Freenet…..Then you can share your shitty ass CP/illegal docs/pirated media without getting V& (yet)
49. The Flintstones once had an orgy with the Jetsons, and at the climax daytime television was born.
We may or may not do this again.....depending if we run out of ideas like this again
Italian Ravers + Japanese Gore Film =
Dead Baby Lulz 07/07/2011
MoralFag Warning: Turn Back Now. You May Very Likely Make A Doody Out From BAWWWWing
Happy 4th of July (Americans FTW) 07/04/2011
Well, its about 10 PM here and a pretty suckish time without fireworks.
I screwed something up with the graphics, so the main logo will be down until maybe tomorrow if the second admin can fix it.
DO IT FOR TEH LULZ!!!!
Remember Fireworks are an art, so express yourself in a flaming explosion of color as you ride the lightning. Throw them all into a pile and light 'em up!!!
if only you can stop forest fires, give yourself a challenge
People Who Doth Not Be Allowed To Exist 07/02/2011
While we here at YBT try not to discriminate, but there are several types of people who will not be tolerated and will be shot mercilessly on sight.
These people include (but are not limited to):
Girls With Fake Tits
Anyone who reads Deathnote
Try this at your own risk. 06/30/2011
I tried this and it resulted in a collapsed lung, erectile dysfunction, leg dysfunction, scrotum dysfunction, and a severed head all of which meaning I'm dead. Considering that im not alive i will proceed to take over your souls (there some exceptions for gingers of course)